Why Not?

A loose memory of my facebook convo with my friend Eliot from last night. It was late and I was multi-tasking. All excuses to make up for the glitches in its accuracy.

Me: I was thinking about putting, "We're having twins" as my facebook status for my April Fool's joke. Then, I decided not to because I don't want it to really happen.
Eliot: Why not? It would be cool.
Me: Because I would be a massive whale.
Eliot: This petite girl at work is 7 months pregnant. It's cool watching her develop.
Me: :)

Don't I have sweet guy friends? He's also the one who wished me happy mother's day a few years ago because I will be a mom someday. Hopefully, I will be.