A Top For What?

Kiddo: I don't know what to write for "top." Wait. I know! I'll write I have a top.
Me: What do you have a top for?
Kiddo: Hmmmm.....a beer.
Me: A top for what?!?
Kiddo: A beer. I love beer.
Me: Are you sure that's what you mean?
Kiddo: Yea...the thing you drink.
Me: Hmmm....are you sure? (trying to buy some time to think)
Kiddo: Yea.
Me: Are you sure it's not root beer?
Kiddo: Yea...that's what it is! I just call it beer.
Me: How about you add root beer, so I know what you mean?
Kiddo: Okay!

I heart my kiddos. They always keep me on my toes and laughing.