Midget Hanging From My Shoulder (Not My Necklace)

Apparently, I've been carrying around a small midget in my bag. Yesterday, I put my book bag on top of my passenger chair in my car. As I was driving, my car suddenly made a beeping sound. I was looking on my instrumental panel to see what secret code message it was trying to tell me. My car ended up wanting to tell me that my passenger didn't have their seatbelt on. At first, I didn't get it. There was no one in my car with me. OMG! It's my bag. No wonder why my shoulder's been feeling all tore up. I've been toting a midget around. To be good to myself, I went out and got a backpack today.

Why the title? It's an allusion to this Ludacris video: